Relax! It’s Only the Apocalypse Pin

A small glossy pin featuring the pink bear, a little mist, and one of the worst reassurances ever printed:

Relax! It’s only the apocalypse!

Cute enough to seem harmless. Distressed enough to suggest it was recovered from a school hallway, therapy office, or gift shop that no longer exists. Pin it to a jacket, backpack, tote, hat, lanyard, or anywhere else that could use a little cheerful end-times energy.

Lightweight, loud, and deeply unhelpful in an emergency.

Good feelings not included.

Product Features

• Glossy, full-color pin button
• Scratch- and UV-resistant mylar front
• Durable metal body
• Traditional steel safety-pin backing
• Available in three sizes
• Bright, crisp color reproduction

Care Instructions

• Wipe dust or dirt gently with a clean, dry cloth.

Fuzzies, The Fuzzies Project, pin, button pin, horror pin, apocalypse pin, YA horror, pink bear, pink mist, creepy cute, horror merch, book merch, literary merch, retro horror, good feelings not included, relax it’s only the apocalypse, first drop, General Store